My Twilight Experiment

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Eclipse!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: YESSS ! comes out tomorow
Stranger: got premier tickets
You: no way..arghh i'm jealous
Stranger: :) totally addicted
You: same here. i'm reading it again.haha
Stranger: hahha, have you read midnight sun ?
You: yeah. i wish she would finish it though
Stranger: same here, damn those poeple who leaked it
You: i know!
You: are you buying the bree tanner book?
Stranger: no, any other book feels like im cheating on twilight.
You: yeah. same here. I think Meyer just wants to make a quick buck
Stranger: yeeeah, woah im really excited
You: I know! I'm all anxious.haha
Stranger: hahhahah, same !
You: i can't wait till breaking dawn. I wonder what Renesme is gonna look like
Stranger: omg ! yes, thats my favourite ! , they breaking the moie in half though :( because its really long !
Stranger: i cant wait too see what bella looks like aswell
You: I bet she'll be super pretty just like that daydream she had in new moon or was it Twilight?..w/e..haha
Stranger: new moon ? when alice shares her visions with the volturey
You: yeah. that was it. that scene was soo cute
Stranger: yeeeah :) hha, i wonder if her dress willl be all cut up ?
You: i bet it will.haha wow I wonder if it's gonna be rated R or something. I can't wait for more Robert Pattinson! :]
Stranger: yeeah ! because thats whn they do the deed ! Lol, i wonder if they show all the bruising on bella ?
Stranger: still there ?
You: yup
Stranger: hhhaa, sweet .. thought you left for a moment
You: nah. wow this is the first decent convo i have on this site. Finally!
Stranger: OMG ! i just started an hour ago too see whats it it like, and everyone keeps making weird comments line " whats phone sex ? " or " im gay " lol
You: I know! and whats asl?? i'm soo lost
Stranger: age sex location .. Lol i got asked that alot .
You: oh.hahaha wow ppl are so disgustiing. bunch of pervs
Stranger: tell me about it, i mean .. i dont even know your name ? but im guessing your a girl ?
You: yeah. you too huh?
Stranger: yup :) im not a perv, dont worry
You: i noticed haha
Stranger: i have to goo. sorry bye
Stranger: wait , how ?
You: i mean you talked to me about Eclipse. w/ out perverted comments haha
Stranger: hhha, very true, well nice talking to ya.
You: same here