I can't wait till the Second one!!

Katie: “Well I think Kick Ass is hotter I’d like to fuck his brains off.”
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Kick-ass: Fuck you Mr. Bitey!

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Black Dude: Fuck this shit, I’m getting the Bazooka.
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Katie: Dave? Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass?

Dave: Because I am Kick-Ass

Katie: What are you talking about?

Dave: I’m also not gay

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Security guard outside Razoul’s: HAHAHA what the fuck you meant to be the green condom?

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Diner Fight Guy: What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You rather die for some piece of shit that you don’t even fucking know?

Dave Lizewski: And three assholes, laying it in one guy while everyone else watches? And you wanna know what’s wrong with me? Yeah, I’d rather die… so bring it on!
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Dave Lizewski: With no power comes no responsibility.
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Chris D’Amico: Red Mist is standing on top of a dumpster “Kick-ass”

Dave Lizewski: Red Mist?

Chris D’Amico: Red Mist jumps off the dumpster “Oh shit, that kind of hurt”